Switch can't/won't outsell DS because...........

[Jumpin]

archbrix said:

Jumpin said:

People are ignoring some of the glaring problems with the Switch compared to the DS.

Problems with the Switch:
1. The Switch is a little spoiled
2. It’s kind of ditzy
3. A little too into its looks
4. Just a waitress
5. Chubby ankles

DS has glaring one problem.
1. It’s not Rachem

Damn. Switch was just my type up until #5.

Hopefully Switch 2 will be a foot model.  I'll buy two.

It's the part Switch denies the most and is most sensitive about.
But in the end, the Switch ends up in the emotionally manipulative arms it belongs in... until someone decides to take a break!