We should ignore their Switch numbers because those are obviously wrong. The PS5 numbers should be reported in such a way that produces the most positive outlook to help the declining moral of the playstation crowd. The Xbox numbers should be adjusted way down because that just makes the most sense, not to mention it will help to put a damper on all that positivity that oozes from their side. Xbox doesn't report numbers anyways so who knows what the actual numbers are.
Post the best Switch numbers
Adjust PS5 to best possible light
...to avoid getting banned for inactivity, I may have to resort to comments that are of a lower overall quality and or beneath my moral standards.