Extra, extra! Read all about it. Intel is back baby!
-Pat, can you tell us just how exactly you managed to pull off this unimaginable feat?
--Well, you know us, we did what any logical company would do. We turned everything up to 12.
-OMG! That's brilliant! Now can you tell us more about your commitment to energy efficiency and sustainability?
--Umm... This gen goes to 12!
Nice to see the performance gains, but it's not like the competition can't turn the power dial as well. Baby steps hopefully.
PS1 - ! - We must build a console that can alert our enemies.
PS2 - @- We must build a console that offers online living room gaming.
PS3 - #- We must build a console that’s powerful, social, costs and does everything.
PS4 - $- We must build a console that’s affordable, charges for services, and pumps out exclusives.
PRO -%-We must build a console that's VR ready, checkerboard upscales, and sells but a fraction of the money printer.
PS5 - ^ -We must build a console that’s a generational cross product, with RT lighting, and price hiking.
PRO -&- We must build a console that Super Res upscales and continues the cost increases.







