Bill and Melinda Gates to divorce

[Ganoncrotch]

coolbeans said:

Ganoncrotch said:

Can this be used to prove his vaccine doesn't contain mind controlling chips yet? I'm sure if he had those powers over her she would have decided it was a good idea to take a long warm bath with their 4 slice.

Maybe he used his powers to pursue a divorce.  You see?  Mind-controlling chips aren't off the table.

She comes in like.... "you wanna watch some Netflix?" Bills casual "no... just wanna be left alone for a bit"

BEEP BLEEP BOOP

"REQUEST PROCESSING, DIVORCE IN PROGRESS, I HAVE USED MY 5G CHIP TO INFORM OUR LEGAL TEAM, I AM SORRY FORMER HUSBAND"