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I still have both a fat white (Zephr) and a matte S. 

The noises the fat makes are incredibly fun. The clanging and crunching of the disk drive. Even the power supply these days is incredibly loud. 

But given that i'd actually have to use the thing - the matte S models are clearly the best. Quieter, more reliable. 

But if I had to use a glossy S or a 360 E... eeew. All my least favourite console designs, including PS3 fat, Xbox One fat, Xbox 360 E, all have the same horrendous idea of using matte surfaces. Even if you gently place them in a home console and never so much as touch them, they STILL somehow scratch. Its like the dust is doing it or something.