I don't have many, so they're not really all that dumb either, but I have two-ish from my worst enemy (the oven) and one from mistaking my finger for bread when I was cutting bread (i.e. the knife slipped). All three could and should have been avoided. I mean how do you burn your hand when you're thinking you must be careful and there's a ton of room to avoid the hot edges? I don't know how I managed that but I did.







