- On a stormy night, Alan Wake discovers something crawling around in his backyard. Some grotesque creature flies out at him only to be killed at the last second by a pistol wielded by Master Chief. Together, they walk to the cemetery to find Gravemind had returned. When the flood have them surrounded, suddenly music can be heard playing. Out comes Banjo playing a... Banjo, and the music causes the floods brains to explode. But who sent Gravemind? The three of them travel to an odd looking ship that had just landed to discover Samus Aran and talk to her. She is convinced they are working for the Mother Brain and the four of them take off in Samus' spacecraft towards the last known location of the brain, Dinosaur Planet. They bump into Starfox along the way, whom escorts their ship. When they arrive, they discover the entire world has been infected by swarms of flood converted piranha plants. When all hope seems lost against the endless swarm, a fat figure in purple and yellow shoes up and farts, killing everyone including our heroes. But they are then resurrected by Zelda, who came from the Twilight Realm and brought with her the only beings powerful enough to vanquish Mother Brain; the combined forces of Ganandorf, The Covenant, Emperor Andross, and the Frieza Force. There is a absolutely massive battle that occurs and it is a stalemate until Darth Bane shows up and detonates the Thotbomb, trapping all of them, good and bad, into a never-ending torture black hole device. The dark lord then calmly takes his lightsaber out, stabs himself in the heart and collapses, with his last words uttered being, "I've done what you asked. Please, just don't let the world forget that the man named Epstein did not kill himself."
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