Jumpin on 13 August 2020
Switch is like some big D-bag with a giant **** pulled out to show it off, swinging it around like a drunken cowboy, smacking stuff, breaking lamps and such... Also drinking really bad beer and pouring it all over the place while saying “It ain’t whisky, so who-the-fug cares???”
Women are all around pretending they don’t like the show, but can’t stop watching.
“Look out! Animal Crossing!”
“Remember a couple years ago! Smash!”
“Know what time it is? Splatoon!!!!!! Skeet! skeet! skeet!”
“Wanna see my legendary Pokémon?”
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.
