President Donald Jay Trump vs. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
1. Camacho can fill a stadium during protests. Apparently, even in the core of Trump country, non-existant protesters scared away 994,000 of the 1 million people who were going to show up to his latest rally.
2. Camacho can read. While Donald Trump can read, he struggles like a pre-schooler.
3. Camacho is a 5 time Ultimate Smackdown champion, meanwhile Trump failed to capture any major championship belts during his pro-wrestling career.
4. Camacho doesn't fear reporters. Trump constantly flees from reporters when questions get to scary. Camacho doesn't fear anything, he has Tony Montana's gun.
5. Camacho's dissonant singing performance will grab the millennial vote, Trump's impotent screwing performance lost him the Melania vote
6. Camacho's half-baked proposal to hire the best people and make America great again, worked.
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.
