| Lonely_Dolphin said: They're just trying to remind us who the informed gamer's #1 enemy is after a bunch of competitors have stepped up to dethrone them. |
EA: We're the worst! No one can take us on!
Blizzard: We told made our customers feel stupid because they all have smartphones that can play our game.
Bethesda: We announce games and then release them half a decade later, Bros.
SEGA: We have made our mascot into a laughing stock by releasing a series of bad games and movie animations.
EA: But our microtransations and absorbing companies only to then let them for a slow death tops you all!
Retro Studios: We haven't even released a new game since Wii U/360/PS3 era hahaha but we chill cause we in Austin baby floating on lazy rivers in our kayaks!
NCSOFT: We own Asia and the world will be forced to be our subscription slaves in two decades time.
Ubisoft: We came out with a really cool game idea about pirates years ago, possibly one of the coolest games ever, and have since gone silent for like three years.
Sony: We started making less games, and the ones we do make are mostly cinematic experiences.
Microsoft: We're still crying that we lost Bungie.
EA: Oh man, I know how that feels!
Bungie: Were finally free! But poor.
EA: well, I still haven't heard enough evidence that suggests we aren't the worst of you all!
*Door slowly opens to the room where everyone is sitting. Someone walks in, covered by the shadows, and steps into the light.
Mystery Person: Our fans have wanted a sequel to our game since before Trump was a Republican and Hillary was a progressive. And now, years later, we are finally releasing a sequel...
EA: What's so bad about that?
Mystery Person: It's locked behind VR muwhahahahaha!!!!
Everyone in the room collapses in bowing gesture towards the true Lord of darkness, Gabe Nelson.
