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I saw a gaggle of rodents in line to buy Wii's outside of my house, the line went all the way to Japan, from America.

Also, the other day I passed a landfill filled entirely with Playstation 3's. It's the John Cosser state landfill, Dakota, MS, true story.

That just proves everything.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.