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Normies have long forgotten The Last Jedi, and they tend to like everything, especially big, flashy cinematic, blockbusters. It'll do well, even though the film itself will probably be shit. I say this full-well knowing I probably sound a like a snob, but to me it seems obvious this trilogy has no actual point or grand vision and is being written as they go along--yet, the average moviegoer doesn't even get to that level. They just want to laugh at Guardians of the Galaxy-style non-joke awkward pauses and see big explosions. Also, the inevitable exploitative nostalgia bait will be candy for the casual Star Wars fan.

Though, I have to admit, my own morbid curiosity will probably end up dragging me to the cinema to see it, and I'm sure I'm not alone.



*My signature from 2011 which I'm too lazy to change*

Currently awaiting the arrivals of:
Kid Icarus Uprising
Resident Evil: Revelations
Tekken 3D: Prime Edition
Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D
Beyond the Labyrinth
Heroes of Ruin
Luigi's Mansion 2