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- Why has the price of rice gone up so much?
--The mice got into the basket and ate a bunch of it.
- Well how much rice did you have?
--A lot, but it's all in one giant basket.
- Why only one basket?
--That's the cheapest way to store it and we didn't think ahead because we can just charge more now anyway.
- So you're saying it's actually the orange cat's fault for not protecting the basket?
--Yes, exactly...