I would wish for:
1. Xenogears remake
2. Breath of the Wild 2
3. Xenoblade Chronicles X-2 (and X ported)
4. Super Mario Galaxy 3 (and 1-2 ported)
5. Crusader Kings 2 for Switch
6. Dragon Quest 9 remake
7. Switch Fit
8. Soul Blazer Trilogy (Soul Blazer, Illusion of Time, Terranigma)
9. Rune Factory Frontier port (with fixed Runey system)
10. More Squaresoft collection stuff: Final Fantasy 6, 8, Tactics and Chrono Trigger.
11. Endless Ocean/Forever Blue 3
12. Grand Theft Auto 5 or collection of classic titles
13. Don't Starve Together
14. Dragon Quest 1-8 ports
15. Earthbound 64 complete
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.