I own three pairs, two of them over 1 year old, and the stick of each controller has drifting issues to varying degrees. Of course, I've used them for well over 700 hours each pair, but I don't know, I don't think previous iterations of Nintendo's controllers were this sensible. Thankfully, replacements are cheap, but I don't understand, thank you.
My bet with The_Liquid_Laser: I think the Switch won't surpass the PS2 as the best selling system of all time. If it does, I'll play a game of a list that The_Liquid_Laser will provide, I will have to play it for 50 hours or complete it, whatever comes first.