Why a Joy-Con-less Switch model is a terrible idea

[Bofferbrauer2]

I mostly agree with the OP, apart from 1 little thing: I expect Nintendo to bring out a Switch Phone around 2020 with a 5.5-6 inch screen, by then it should be able to produce a Tegra with same power as the OG Switch at much less consumption for a good price. At that size however, detachable Joycons would just get too small, hence I'd advocate here for built-in joycon-like controls (I say joycon-like because I expect the same functionalities in them). But I agree it should be able to pair some real Joycons with the system for any game that needs them.