Why a Joy-Con-less Switch model is a terrible idea

[TheMisterManGuy]

Helloplite said:
The OT seems to assume automatically that attached joycons means you somehow can't still buy detachable joycons with the same functionality as before. Why would Nintendo remove Bluetooth from such a model?

There would be no functionality loss whatsoever.

Well I hope those kiddos are okay with paying $80 for a pair of Joy-Con vs having that functionality out of the box.