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KManX89 on 30 November 2018
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alternine said:
KManX89 said:

Don't get TOO excited, it's gonna be PG-13.

Cletus Kasady, the guy who pushed his own grandma down the steps, drilled his mother's dog's brains out after trying to murder her by dropping a hairdryer in a bathtub, killed dozens of people during a long killing spree which included burning down an orphanage and then mutilates and rips people's guts out en masse just for fun after bonding with an out-of-control alien substance in a kid-friendly PG-13 movie, you can't make this shit up.

That's like making a PG-13 Nightmare on Elm Street movie. PG-13 Carnage is gonna be a joke. Oh and let's not forget a vampire who can't bite (Morbius) because, PG-13 rating. Man, Sony is really killing it with their comic book properties just like they did with SM3 and both ASM movies, right, right?

I saw it and I thought it was "just okay" BTW. It was a Transformers-like mess of a plot that fans ate up because, explosions.

Explosions? You mean the 1 at the end and nowhere else? Lol. In most fans eyes theyve proven that they can do Venom in an great light so we'll give them a chance with Carnage. You can hate on SM3 and the TASM's all you want but they were more Spiderman than MCU version has been. 

Right, can't wait to see Carnage stab push people and decapitate push people and maybe if we're lucky, we'll get to see a really gruesome scene of Carnage ripping someone in half and devouring them pushing someone.

Seriously, Carnage will not work with a PG-13 rating. That's like making a Wolverine movie where he doesn't use his claws or a Punisher movie where Frank Castle doesn't gun down and torture gangsters. They better release an R-rated director's cut on Blu-Ray because I won't pay to see this neutered Carnage in theaters, el oh el. Fucking read Maximum Carnage and tell me he belongs in a PG-13 movie. He doesn't.

Avi Arad should be fired for saying that shit. What a tool. It's clear he doesn't read the comics. It's clear he doesn't know how to properly tell a story, either, which is why he ruined every Spider-Man movie after SM2 with his meddling. No, a mass-murdering lunatic is NOT somebody we should feel for, fucking A. 

Oh, and "in most fans' eyes"? Is that why it has a 7.0 avg rating on IMDb (less than Spider-Man: Homecoming)? And it was more than just the airplane scene dude, also the motorcycle scene. And Venom literally walking through explosions throughout the film. 

Megiddo said:
KManX89 said:

Don't get TOO excited, it's gonna be PG-13.

Isn't that basically every comic book/superhero movie other than Deadpool?

And Punisher. And Blade. And Spawn. 

And there's a very specific reason why their films/shows have all been rated R. Spoiler: they're not for kids. They even say so on the cover of their comics: 

The 2005 Punisher game had to be toned down just so it wouldn’t get an AO by the ESRB. Some comic book characters need an R rating in order to justify the elements of said character, this being one of them (and Carnage). 

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