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Chrizum said:
AngryLittleAlchemist said:
That's something you can never say about Mario. Dude is a fucking narcissist. He's like a 30 year old still living in an apartment with no experience in any jobs that can be seen as honorable. All he cares about is treating Peach like an Oni-hole.

Meanwhile Bowser captures entire galaxies! He is not just a lady's man but a loyal man. And he is a great single father. He's the complete package!

Truth. Bowser is a great guy compared to Mario, just look at how badly Mario neglects Baby Mario. Properly disowned if you ask me.

and he can't even keep his apartment clean Luigi does the vacuuming.