That's something you can never say about Mario. Dude is a fucking narcissist. He's like a 30 year old still living in an apartment with no experience in any jobs that can be seen as honorable. All he cares about is treating Peach like an Oni-hole.
Meanwhile Bowser captures entire galaxies! He is not just a lady's man but a loyal man. And he is a great single father. He's the complete package!