None of these solutions is worth the effort. I know you don't want to hear it, but the obvious and in my opinion best solution is: Fuck AAA third parties. Nintendo doesn't need them, the Switch doesn't need to seller better than PlayStation, everything is fine and dandy. There is no reason for Nintendo to shell out huge amounts of money when they are perfectly fine with the money made from their own games and indies, who really seem to love the Switch.
Official member of VGC's Nintendo family, approved by the one and only RolStoppable. I feel honored.