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rocketpig said:
Damn. I really wanted this game to be good.

 


To be honest, this game was like that kid you knew from high school. You know, the one that was really bright and really looked like he could go somewhere if he'd just quit his pot habit and start saving for college. So you kept hoping that he'd do well in life, get that medical degree he always wanted, and fall in love with some beautiful woman. Only you ran into him ten years later and he's now living in a trailer park with his mail-order bride and mainlining coke off the bathroom mirror each night.

You can't help but be disappointed, even though you sort of knew it would happen.



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom