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Ka-pi96 said:
Jumpin said:

Fifa can fufu the f out!
Skyrim HAS: a vast open world, dragons, a Nordic-based medieval setting, kickass weapons, politics! Warfare! Guilds! character classes! You buy your own house! Start your own family! And kill anyone who you don’t like!

Fifa is the 28th remake of a game about slow men running around trying to kick balls.

 

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Skyrim has shoddy combat, boring repetitive quests, one dimensional characters and a world full of huge amounts of boredom.

FIFA is the latest and greatest game about the greatest sport on the planet and is pure awesomeness

The greatest sport on the planet is lawn darts!



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