I was almost kidnapped once. Between the border of Colombia and Venezuela, 2 trucks blocked our path to the front and back, and 4 guys with some big ass guns jumped to our car. They kicked my mom and dad out of the car and took the rest of us (my sister, aunt, grandma, and my cousin (dont ask how we all fit in a car)) through some "road" to the woods. After a while, they kicked all 5 of us out.
Bonus: I swallowed a coin when I was like 6 yo, and I seriously thought that was gonna be the end.