Lucas-Rio said:
To me Star Wars 8 The Last Jedi is a giant pile of steaming dog shit as you would say. It's by far inferior to any prequel and by far the worst Star wars movie, because in reality it isn't a star wars movie. As for revenge of the Sith, you must have forgotten that Anakin had a borderline personnality that has its root in how he was separated from his mother. The premonitions he had about Padme death, following the death of his mother, was the breaking point. Sidious really convinced him he was the only one that could save Padme, when Yoda offered no other advices than stopping to care. When Windu was about to kill Sidious, he made its final choice and from there, he could never come back, he had betrayed the jedis and had only Sidious. Then he was completley gone into the dark side. I thought it was really well shown. The two other movies are necessary to expand the background: they show how was the republic, how the clone wars started, how the stormtroopers were created (and they started as good guys with that), how Palpatine cleverly rised to power, who was Luke and Leia mother and so on. Star wars fans care about background and the universe a lot. Story wise it was great. The movies had flaws and the acting wasn't perfect as I said earlier, but it still much much better than the shitty The Last Jedi who isn't a true SW movie. Alll Matrix movies are leagues ahead SW8, you did not like them, they are still much better than SW8, who is at the very end of the pack. |
Prequels are shit, I showed my fiance just the second half of Revenge of the Sith and she got the basics of it, and even then I had to fast forward through a good third of it. We didn't bother with Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones (hey where did this giant army of clones come from? Lets not ask and just use them). They give Obi-Wan this huge "mystery subplot" to go find who makes the army, and his investigation goes nowhere, and then the Jedi never ask any questions about this ever again, lol. This is a great story? Universe building my ass. They created the most boring universe in the prequels that needed a cartoon series to redeem it.
The only thing good about the prequels is the idea that the main character turns to the Dark Side ... which is something from the Original Trilogy. Everything else in it is fuck up. I mean we're going to use the same standards ... what the hell is even the point The Phantom Menace ... it's a phantom movie ... the Sith guy needs to get the Queen to .... uh ... sign ... uh a .... treaty for ... a trade ... dispute. Oooooooooh! It just sizzles with excitement! Speaking of which why didn't they just all shoot the idiot Darth Maul when he opens the door and is outnumbered like 50 to 1? Could've probably saved Qui-Gon Jinn and been faster too.
The entire "prequel universe" is essentially two characters -- 1.) boring/reserved/dull human with zero personality or 2.) ridiculously over the top cartoon CG alien. There's literally no in between. And not just Jar-Jar, what's up with the 1950s diner owner that scratches his ass with his third arm? Or Boss Nass? Or the pod race announcers who literally sound like a parody of baseball announcers. This is supposed to be an exciting universe? I never want to see anything from any of these characters again. The only interesting one was Darth Maul, because he had no dialogue and a cool weapon, lol.
If you think the Matrix trilogy is some great trilogy, ok, lol. That last Matrix movie in particular is sweaty ass. The filmmakers should just admit they had a good idea for the first one, but really had no clue about what they were doing with the trilogy. We already know Neo is "The One" at the end of the first movie and can even fly and all this shit, two more movies were pointless. By the end of the trilogy you also realize how lame all the characters look walking around in black S&M outfits all the time. By the end of the Matrix trilogy, the films had more than worn out their welcome, people talking about TLJ not being popular when it's box office runs circles around where third Matrix film was at.
The Last Jedi not as good as the first Matrix, but it's easily on par or better than the two sequels.
Last edited by Soundwave - on 30 December 2017
