Speaking of DK. Has anyone noticed that Diddy Kong is a completely different species of primate than the rest of the Kongs?
While Dixie, Donkey, and Baby are all clearly of the great apes, Diddy Kong is a monkey.
After a bit of research - Diddy Kong is a Spider Monkey, Donkey Kong is a Western Lowland Gorilla, and Dixie Kong is a Chimpanzee. Since Dixie is dating Diddy, in a way... it's beastiality.
But this indicates that Diddy potentially wins by verification of his peers. He is not only dating a girl who appears on the "hottest Nintendo girl" list - but also dating someone of a higher order of species.
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