LMU Uncle Alfred on 25 December 2017
Well...let me sit you guys down to tell you my sob story. I once had no money, no house, no nothing. Broke, no food, and I didn't own anything.
It got to be a little too much and I had to face facts and give up my pride and realize I was 5 and lived with my parents. Couldn't do a damn thing and get no job. *begins sobbing uncontrollably*
He was just a boy dammit! Why'd you have to do him like that!?
Lube Me Up
