Non-traditional Nintendo IP Switch bound next year.

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KrspaceT said:

mountaindewslave said:

as awful as that sounds I almost want it to because of how surreal it would be. Nintendo princesses in a beach volleyball scenario? would play it just for the shits and giggles. Although Samus is like 6+ ft tall, I feel like she might have an advantage against the others in volleyball : P

Why not an assortment of the females of Nintendo's catalogue. Pokemon alone could contribute half the Waifu count? 

Plus Nintendo might want to do another co-op, and it could even work out for everyone involved. 

DOA Volleyball guys: Nintendo, we like being payed, but you asked us to tone down our jiggle physics 50% and make the swimsuits only somewhat tantalizing? How are we going to make money?

Nintendo: For one thing these designs will reduce the likeyhood of another region locking. For another, you are using our characters? Do you know how many people will buy a game just for Cynthia in a bathing suit?

(That is Pokemon Cynthia, not Fire Emblem Cynthia)

DOA: How many?

Nintendo: A lot. Plus do you know how much DLC opportunity you have? You could make more money than a port to the Xbox would lifetime just on costumes, let alone going obscure. Also we have Krysta. Do you know how many furries that DLC alone could sell the game for, even with only 50% jiggle physics. 

The sequel will add guest characters like Bayonetta, Tifa Lockheart, Chun Li and Rouge from Sonic Adventure. And a Birdo amiibo.