Be Honest: Why Do You Think Switch is a Sales Success Right Now?

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Ka-pi96 said:

Jumpin said:
Mr. Miyamoto sacrificed the world's last two-headed Amur Leopard on the altar of Mercury using the jewelled dagger of prosperity.

Nintendo staff, dressed in their finest designer suits, then bathed in the blood, and drinking as much as they were able.

ewwww. They bathed together?

Yes, the unsanitary things these executive types do for success.