My Splatoon 2 requested features / changes

[AlfredoTurkey]

Ultrashroomz said:

AlfredoTurkey said:
Add defensive and strength abilities back into the game.

Please tell me you're joking.

Anyways I don't expect any of these to happen because Nintendo, but the fact they bothered to add a fast-forward button for Sheldon, but not for the news at the title screen still baffles me like crazy.

Why is it such a bad thing to want those abilities back? lol I just don't understand.