Nintendo GameCube > Wii

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RolStoppable said:

Rock_on_2008 said:
Gamecube was a non event only 21 million Gamecubes sold worldwide in 5 years.
Nintendo Wii has sold over 27 million in like 18 months.
Wii is so much better than Gamecube it plays all the GC games, Wii has online, upgraded graphics in Wii games and plays all Nintendo classic games on VC.

Calling the Gamecube a non event can get you in big trouble. It may not have been a very successful system, but it's still a Nintendo product, therefore you have to praise it. The Gamecube was a gift given to us by our gods.

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