Why do I always get the NOOB teamates in Splatoon 2?? (LOST 7 times in a row!!)

[Darwinianevolution]

Man, I'm so lucky with my random matchmaking. I always get the pros on my team! XD

But really, it is practically a dice roll. Sometimes you get the best, sometimes you get the worst, it's not that bad from what I've experienced.