Nintendo GameCube > Wii

[The_vagabond7]

Snesboy said:

 

 

Well, after putting up with the bullshit known as Wii for the past year and a half or so, I finally decided to call it quits and go back to the Nintendo GameCube.

 

Let's see how I got to this point.

 

Back in 2005, I was completely stoked about the Revolution that was until, the controller was revealed. Then I found out it was motion-sensitive and I am like SAH-WEET!!! So a few more months passed and the first Revolution screens were shown of "Red Steel". I am all like "DAMN! I WANT THIS NOW!!" So wait a couple of weeks and then Nintendo unveils the official name: Wii. I was like "What the f*** are they thinking??!!"

Now this is around the time E3 2006 rolls around and Nintendo blows open the doors of everything Wii related. Super Mario Galaxy. Metroid Prime 3. Zelda: Twilight Princess. Disaster. Wii Sports. Project HAMMER. Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The list goes on. My reaction was: "There is no way Nintendo is going to lose next console war."

Unfortunately, I was right. Why? The Wii has just become a breeding ground for crap. AND DON'T BLAME UBISOFT YOU HATERS!!!! I blame Nintendo for the amount of crap they have let flood onto their system.

Then I got the Wii that fall and I was like "This is effing sweet!" I played countless matches of Wii Sports Bowling. Then I didn't get any games for the longest time. Why? There weren't any good games. Sure there was SMG and MP3:C but those came out months after launch. SSBB was a disappointment especially how they nerfed all the characters and all that and made DeDeDe godly. Which is bullshit.

Wat? I stopped reading after that. DeDeDe is hardly godly. He can be pretty good in a 4 person free for all, or perhaps 2v2, but the extreme lag on his attacks makes him incredibly hard to use 1v1. It takes a tremendous amount of finesse, timing, and strategy to be able to use him half way decent in a 1v1 against anyone remotely skilled. I love DeDeDe, one of my fav characters but I certainly wouldn't describe him as godly, not even close to it. He is kinda in the bowser class of being cool and fun, but rather useless against people that are highly skilled at the game.