How on earth is Wayne Rooney still making more money than Luis Suarez?
How he's still on £300k a week sat around boggles the mind.
There's only 2 races: White and 'Political Agenda'
2 Genders: Male and 'Political Agenda'
2 Hairstyles for female characters: Long and 'Political Agenda'
2 Sexualities: Straight and 'Political Agenda'