"We are proud to announce the Super Nintendo Mini, which will be available this fall for a demand adjusted classic price of $199.99. In keeping with tradition we are planning to only ship 3 per store and then discontinuing them forever. Please enjoy the classic Nintendo fun of waking up at 4 AM on Best Buy's website trying to get a system only to be beaten to the punch by a 40-year-old 500 pound scalper and his 12-year-old nephew."
"We're announcing Metroid Prime 4 .... for the Nintendo 3DS, take a look at this trailer please".
"And now from Retro Studios .... Donkey Kong Country: Kongo Bongo Bingo Bongo for the Nintendo Switch"
"Now take a look at this new experience ... 1-2 Feel My Balls with HD Rumble. You can really feel the balls, it's 50 mini-games all about balls, and the best part is no matter who wins, you all lose"
"You wanted third party support? Well you got it. Here is FIFA for Nintendo Switch, this is the same great FIFA gameplay engine as on the Playstation (2)."
"Finally the cross over you have all been waiting for ... Legend of Zelda x Just Dance: Justin Bieber Edition, you don't have to wait for the game to release because Ubi Soft has already leaked it to stores nationwide and its been available since yesterday."
That concludes our E3 broadcast, see you in 2019 (note: we've decided to have no E3 next year and instead will be doing a pizza party in Reggie's living room as a new E3 concept).
