How do I play zelda with hard on?

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DragonRouge said:

Flilix said:

If it doesn't work, maybe you can first try some easier games like Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

Or the Senran Kagura series, or the Ninja Gaiden game where you can bounce Ayane's breasts with the controller, or 2B's butt shots, you know, like a friend's cousin suggested me to do...

There's a lot more extreme than that, too! He could try out Custer's Revenge or RapeLay if he's really brave!