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If I saved up my allowance my wife gave me and she gave me crap about it.....

....well, I'm old school when it comes to the back o' me hand.

....or actually, I'm new school, in that I'm anti-descrimination. Hahahaha.

Seriously though, I'd never beat my wife, but I would kick her ass out of the house, or tell her to mind her own GD business about what I do with my "allowance."

Whipped, and unlike the others, I'm not laughing with anyone, I'm laughing at every man who has to ask his wife for an allowance.

Now, I can see consulting for a major purchase, and she giving you the go-ahead, especially on a video-game console....but an allowance? I'll allow her to bring me my slippers. Sexist? Like whoa. Hell yeah. If you're in it, represent it.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.