This entire topic is a joke. There is only one issue that seems to be impacting about 5% (based on gaf users estimate) of people and that is the joycon connectivity. That will surely be fixed and knowing Nintendo, they will have some sort of replacement offer for those impacted.
Everything else mentioned is nothing. Buy a new $600 ipad and drop it, screen and other shit breaks. How is that possibly something unique to Switch?
Nearly every mobile device on the market has the power connector on the bottom. I agree it wasn't a best choice for this device considering the kickstand functionality, but its hardly worthy of defect/discussion.
Screen scratches happen. This is why people buy protectors on nearly every device they own. Pretty much an industry standard thing to do. This is being reported even far less than the joycon issue. But I would give a little bit here and say Nintendo's dock should have better inside protection from this scenario. Nothing, though that makes me feel bad about being day 1 purchase due to a cheap screen protector ($9) that mitigates the issue.







