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Gamestop doesn't treat you nice, they treat you like a mark.

If you treat them like garbage, then the relationship is excellent. They respect you more. They can't exactly spit in your game, now can they.

Here is why I do, and I'm dead serious:



Them: You want this gamestop card, it'll save you...

Me: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, no dice bro.

Them: /Smile /embarassed.


Them: Preorder Fable 2.

Me: lol, what are you trying to do man?

Them: /anger


Me: Give me The World Ends With You.

Them: /Gives me an open box with game from slip case

Me: No, I want a new copy.

Them: This is a new copy.

Me: No smart guy. I want an unopened copy. It hasn't been new since you opened it.

Them: Take a hike buddy.

Me: Walmart has better service than this dump. Was gonna buy RockBand, but nah.

Me upon getting home: Call the guy in to the gamestop home office.



You see, this way I always win, and gamestop employees get what they give to kids in return. I've never met one who knew half of the stuff they should be required to know about videogames anyway. They always resort to their little release list. Too bad they don't know what I'm talking about when I say Persona 3. I gotta tell them, Shin Megama Tensai Persona 3 FES.

Nothing against gamestop employees. Just the ones around where I live are godaweful at their jobs, and are also a pack of a-holes trying to hock you stuff to get your money.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.