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Hello friends.

I have returned. Y'know the most well known and beloved user on the site. I'm sure everyone missed on me. 

Anyways, I've been playing FFXV lately and it's kinda terrible. Like, it seems to fail at everything. The characters are annoying or barely even characters at all. The story is barely there. The gameplay is just hold down circle (or B if you're that one guy who like japanese games on Xbox) and let the game play itself. There's barely any skill at all. If the story is bad and the gameplay is worse then what's to enjoy? Certainly not the driving, cause Ignis drives like a fucking senior citizen. Moron knows there's no speed limits right? And who taught Prompto to take pictures, cause he sucks at it. Then there's that other guy who's also annoying. What's with all the dudes anyways? Does Noctis not like being around women? That would actually explain a lot.

I assume everyone has hit the same conclusions as I have and equally hates this tripe.

Discuss. 



Sigs are dumb. And so are you!