Storys and Tutorials
I hate it. So many times I just want to play a friggin' game and I don't have too much time for it. Pretty often I take an hour to play something. Guess what happens, after 5 minutes of loading and intro screens, I get to watch a 5 minute cutscreen explaining some stupid ass story. Right after that, it's 15 minutes tutorials, shitty games explaining how to do what I have been doing for 30 years now. I know how to press buttons, fuck off! It's too much movie watching, too little gameplay. You know what I do when I want to watch a movie? I watch a friggin' movie! So just stop it. At least make that shit skippable. Most stories in games are shit anyway. Yeah yeah, I'm the hero, fight the bad guys, I get it, no need to explain anything.
Patches and Installations
As if it wasn't enough that you're wasting half of your time with watching silly cutscenes instead of playing, no,you're also expected to install those fucked up games on your consoles! And that can take it's sweet damn time! I remember hiw I wanted to play FIFA, but for like half an hour, I could only play one match and I couldn't even select teams while the game was installing! That's bullshit! I have consoles for plug and play, not for going through all the hassle I have on PC.
And then you try to play a game and that fucking PlayStation tells you "Yeah, brah, there's like a patch, why don't you download that right now?". Naturally, I click on "No" and expect to be able to play the game. Well, silly me. Of course the game gets on my nerves with remembering me every 5 minutes about that fucked up update! And the game doesn't even get paused! I died so many times because of a silly "THERE'S AN UPDATE, OH MY GAAAWWD!" screen. I hate it. Only way to get rid of it is to turn of the internet connection.
Official member of VGC's Nintendo family, approved by the one and only RolStoppable. I feel honored.
