Screamapillar on 05 November 2016
Nintendo sent Paper Mario to die on Wii U. The game was done, and delaying it would've made people upset. It was the right thing to do to release it as a "thank you" to Wii U owners for supporting the system. But yeah, Wii U is done. Whatever stock Nintendo has still for Wii U, I'm sure it'll be plenty to get them through til Switch launches. No one is going to buy a Wii U this holiday, there is no new software launching for it.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
