Screamapillar on 05 November 2016
Nintendo doesn't need to produce any additional Wii U's for BotW. No one is going to go to a store in March, when the game is out on Wii U and Switch, and say "I'm going to spend $299 on this four year old obsolete system just to play the new Zelda". It will sell only to people that can't afford to/ don't want a Switch, but already own a Wii U.
I doubt Nintendo will even print that many copies of the Wii U version. Demand isn't going to be that high for it. Being a Switch launch title, it will sell better on Switch than it will on Wii U, since the hardcore Nintendo fans will pick up a Switch at launch, which is the same group of people that desperately want the new Zelda.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
