This thing is a hybrid, Nintendo's designers likely all popped a design boner when they saw the hybrid prototype.
Itsa soooooooo cutey!!!
Japanese housewife will luv it!!
You can play on subway or while preparing ramen at home!! Or watching American baseball for fat American!

Search your feelings Nintendo fans. You know it to be true.
SuperMetalDave 64:

I want my Polaris AMD PS4 Pro competing superconsole!!







