Rate Sept 1st Nintendo 3DS Direct!

[PAOerfulone]

And on the 3rd day after he died for our sins, Bill was resurrected and he ascended into the higher offices of Nintendo, seated at the right hand of Miyamoto.

But in all seriousness
6.5/10
Wasn't expecting anything new and those expectations were met.
2D Pikmin looks pretty neat.
Ever Oasis looks cool.
Skyward Sword on the eShop, I'd be super happy if I didn't already own the Wii version of the game, so I have no reason to double dip..... (rapidly closes Wii U eShop menu)
And as for all the ports of Wii U games, and by that I mean Mario Maker and Woolly World, I say this:
Here Lies the Wii U
It Was Dead Upon Arrival.