I like to fantasize about the things that I would do if I was all powerful.
And one of the things would be to create floating image bubbles, one in front of every person where my face is visible in the bubble and everyone on earth can hear me talk. I would use that to make announcements to the world and stuff, like announcing that I've killed all the mosquitoes and cured AIDS.
And one of those announcements would be this. I would hold up a big sharp but rusty knife in one hand, and holding the other like I'm grabbing something. "And now for my plan of dealing with ISIS. See this knife? It is going to cut the balls off of every ISIS member, all at once." And then I would make a slow cutting motion, and make it so that the knife cut off the balls of anyone who has ever been in ISIS. Slowly.
Can you picture it? Wouldn't it be amazing?
I LOVE ICELAND!
