Let me answer this one. You people don't fully realize the genius of Zack Snyder. He was the only one who accurately portrayed Spartans, the heavy Hoplite infantry of Greece were actually shirtless guys with swords and spears who rarely held the phalanx formation, rather they would bravely charge the field all the time, like men!
So, as promised, I'll handle this one:
Q - what the fuck was that dream? and why the fuck was it in the movie? it didnt mean anything
A - The dream told Batman that Superman was going to destroy the world. How? Batman has bat-prophecy power! Didn't you read the comic?
Q - why was superman suddenly concerned about batman, when batman has been doing his thing for 20 years now?
A - Superman didn't know about Batman before. You can't expect a man as busy as Superman to keep up on the news from a city that is over a kilometer away! He's a super hero, not some silly news guy.
Q - why did batman suddenly stop wanting to kill superman, and being afraid of his power, because both of their mothers name is martha?
A - Duh! That's also why the Irish in the North stopped fighting too. All their mothers names were Martha. It's common knowledge.
Q - why would kryptonians carry kryptonite on their ship if it weakens them?
A - Use logic! It's so they could have weapons to kill other Kryptonians. They're not idiots!
Q - why was lex luthor allowed full access to the ship site and zod's body without any supervision what so ever? he isnt a goverment official, why did he have access without even somebody saying "hey, what ya doin?"
A - Lex is rich.
Q - when superman and luise lane have sex, does she call him daddy?
A - Super daddy..
Q - lex wanted to kill superman because he was afraid he could use his power to destroy or hurt humanity. so his answer to that was to create a monster that is even stronger than superman to kill superman... then kill humanity... how does this make sense?
A - Lex is Trump supporter.
Q - lex knew batman had the kryptonite that was stolen from him, what would lex have done if batman actually killed superman using it, what was going to happen with doomsday then?
A - I think you are looking for problems where obviously NONE EXIST!
Next question...
Q - lex has been spying on wonder woman for a long time, digging up kryptonite and doing all sorts of shit, why didnt he have one fucking security guard to guard his data? which could have been stolen within just 7 minutes
A - Huh? All corporations leave their databases unlocked just down the stairs from their kitchen.
Q - how did lex know how to create doomsday? how was it even possible? why would the kryptonian ship know how to do it, how does it even have the equipment to do it? how did lex even know what the fuck it was doing? what was doomsday made of, zods dead body and that water thing in the ship? this whole thing just doesnt make sense to me.
A - Because he's rich.
Q - if wonder womans sword could cut off doomsdays hand, why didnt they just use it to kill doomsday instead of the kryptonite? since it obviously can hurt it.
A - How do you expect Wonder Woman to know that? It's an unrealistic explanation. Plus Doomsday obviously has a super spine, his head won't come off without kryptonite.
Q - why would batman drag doomsday back to the city near the spear, when he could have just quickly flied there and back to where doomsday was with the spear? it would have been a lot easier for him to just go get it and come back to doomsday.
A - I think Batman is smarter than you!
Q - after being in space, and a fucking nuke hitting and exploding doomsday and superman from beneath, how did doomsday return back to earth? when there was no gravity to pull him, the nuke's explosion logically pushing him further into space (not sure if that makes sense even, can a nuke explode in space?), and his entire momentum pushing him further away from earth? shouldnt he have drifted away in space?
A - He has super powers, he can fly. He's be a fairly shitty super hero if he couldn't!
Q - how did wonder woman come to lex's party in the first place? wasnt she laying low? then how did she get invited to the party?
A - She is Wonder Woman, wouldn't YOU invite her?
Q - why did people think superman killed those people in the desert when they were shot, why would superman even use a gun? the guy can shoot lasers out of his fucking eyes.
A - Obviously those people didn't know about his eye lasers.
Q - i still dont know if people knew that superman was clark kent. it doesnt make sense if they couldnt tell. not one bit.
A - SPOILER!!!!!
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