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I wish I could live in Pachter's fantasy world, where Zelda moves 10 million NX systems, Grand Theft Auto V arrived in 2010, everyone stopped making consoles after the seventh generation, Assassin's Creed II was set during the French Revolution, Kinect cost $50, and World of Warcraft fell to one million subscribers.