Round 2: Fav console not made by the Big 3... or Sega

[KungKras]

Turbografx
It has an awesome multiplayer game called Dungeon Explorer, with some of the funniest bad dialogue in a game ever.

Something like: "To help you with your quest I have entrusted you with my most trused man Judas"
or "The king has been acting differently since the devil appeared"