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Soundwave on 26 March 2016
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d21lewis said:
Soundwave said:

Meh, the prequels are just so poorly executed, the dialogue, acting, is so atrocious. 

TFA is maybe like dating a bit of a plain looking girl but she's nice enough and you have a good enough time. Maybe she's not the girl of your dreams but she's OK. 

The prequels are like dating a girl that may look a little better at first glance, but she can't go 10 minutes without ripping a loud fart and you notice half way through the date that she hasn't shaved her armpits. 

But even crazy farts and pits, she still stands out, it only for his much fun you have talking about her to your friends about how horrible she was.  The other girl?  Maybe you can't say anything bad about her but if you talk about her to your friends, they'd just say "What's the point of this story?"

Sometimes, being mediocre is worse than being bad.

To be honest nothing all that important happens in either Episode I or II, Ep I is entirely pointless and could have just been dropped entirely. 

That leaves III to rush everything ... Anakin goes from being a good guy at 9 AM one day, to murdering Mace Windu by 4 PM that same day, to being knee deep in dead youngling children by 6 PM that same day ... it's laughably stupid. The whole point of the prequels (Anakin's turn) is extremely poorly handled on top of all the other embarrassing moments (Jar-Jar, midichlorians, Anakin and Padme's "shoot me in the face please I can't bear another minute of this" romance, Count "Bent Penis" Dooku, General Saturday Morning Cartoon Greivious). 

An Indiana Jones movie about ALIENS is original and fresh too ... yeah ... I think I'd rather watch the "retreaded" Last Crusade 10/10 times instead.